You Shall Find Me a Grave Man

aerial ace, twitter accounts below

twentyonepivots:

dykestorm:

ohboyafangirl:

We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god

LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS

LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES

This explains gay-dar. It’s not a sense of just knowing it’s the fact that we can fucking smell each other

eau de homosexual

(via davesenpai)

dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time

(via cabbagebandit)

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

(via eyesonthestar)

captainarlert:

does anyone in anime high schools actually learn anything or do they just stare out the window and participate in clubs?

(via dagonl)

  • Baby: n-n-n
  • Parent: oh it's his first words!
  • Baby: n-n
  • Baby: not all men
  • Parent: put it back

Orange is The New Black

  • Season 1: I fucking hate Pornstache
  • Season 2: Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee