Then leaf subsides to leaf,
So Eden sank to grief.
So dawn goes down to day,
Nothing gold can stay.
do fanfiction writers know that the prostate is only sensitive to stimulation when the penis is erect…… like no u cant shove your fingers up the dude’s ass and fondle his special spot until his dick springs up because the prostate has erectile tissue and swells when a guy is hard. like really if touching the prostate while a guy is soft had the same effect as touching the prostate while a guy is hard prostate exams would be even more awkward than they already are
oh you wanna date me? well get in line
I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it
I have failed
YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
THIS HAS TOO MANY NOTES